This is Mr. Penguin. He’s a toy. Not a real penguin. Two Friday nights ago, while I’m hanging out with my friend, mid-conversation, I spontaneously take this little guy and yeet him across the room. My friend stares at me for an entire second. I had gotten the penguin on a date with Meri Jaan.ContinueContinue reading “Mr. Penguin”
Category Archives: Philosophy
The Truly Wise
Everyone believes that age begets wisdom. Of course they do. Adult parents raise children, older teachers teach younger students, older kids babysit younger kids, and so on and so forth. I’ve had many, many adults (predominantly Indian aunties) talk about how this is a universal undeniable truth. It’s a bunch of b.s. Age does notContinueContinue reading “The Truly Wise”
Masala Chai ka Methods
There are four ways to make Wagh Bakhri Masala Chai with a microwave: Method 1 Fill a Cup 5/6 of the way with Water. Heat the cup in the Microwave for 1 Minute. Place a Wagh Bakhri Masala Chai Tea Bag into the cup and wiggle it around to get the masala moving. Add aContinueContinue reading “Masala Chai ka Methods”
Rule No. 1 of Being Happy
You all know how I have a soundtrack playing in the back of my mind twenty-four-seven. Song of the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-uJ23ue_k A friend of mine said this to me about a year ago, a few days after I first started MML.I thought he was so wise at the time. I Googled it this morning andContinueContinue reading “Rule No. 1 of Being Happy”
